Fuck your shit I do what I want.
inb4 lotion jokes, fuk you guys :(
wub wub wub, tripl-triple triple three digit wub wub.
aeg eh guf, gyaaazzaaaaa uh uuh ah
aeg eh guf, gyaaazzaaaaa ah uh uh tiss thunder strikes clap nyi nao suddunish
GWEEH nyen nyun nyon gweeh nyun nyee nyee nyeee you gah uh jah
bible thumpin chumpin’
bwohhh widdlee da widdle woodle widdely waw waw waaaaaaaaw weeeeh
ay yo, this the way it gonna be, you and me.
triple 3 digit number as we plunder the seven world seas
shouldn’t even have to wonder or be asunder, the thunder strikes with a clap
shit nigga i hope she didn’t give you the clap, but now you’re all blap blap blap
on some innocent bystanders, they all be actin’ like ned flanders
bible thumpin, humpin, ya’ chumpin’ nigga i don’t even wanna pull the trigga
ay yo nigga, dat_gai is a sexy mo’ fo cracka who isnt no OG gangsta shit fuk you nigga bitchass ho. such a busta.
what would you say is your worst flaw?
i’m too godamn sexy. or i work too hard for something i love. damn shame too.
how many times a week do you shower?
would you say that people consider you a major flirt?
depends how i feel about them, but yeah.
name one of your hobbies?
what is your biggest worry in life right now?
not being successful
do you give up easily?
i used to, but lately i’ve been fighting for what i want.
what is your lucky number?
which cousins are closest to your age?
Adam is 17, I believe and April is 6?
do you like hot or cold showers?
what is the weather like right now?
1am, and dark. still warm though with a tiny bit of rain.
are you happy with your relationship status?
what celeb would you want to spend the day with?
what colors would you like to have at your wedding?
a wedding seems a little too far in the future at the moment!
do you drink?
sometimes! well, y’know once every few months. it depends on how i feel.
what are you craving right now?
describe how you feel right now in one word?
do you have any weird things in your room?
a statue of a chicken
what movie did you see in theaters last?
is the last person you hugged older than you?
tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
i talked to her, and we really hit it off like right off the bat. it was everything about her and still is.
what were you doing at 6:00 this morning?
what was the last reason you cried?
oh shit, uh ex breaking up with me pretty much made me.
the person you like comes up and kisses you, what would you do?
kiss her back, duhhh.
is someone of the opposite sex on your mind?
what does your last sent text say?
“don’t forget to tell dad happy fathers day”
ur moder u fukin freek